Someone at work said The Cottage was funny. They were lying, perhaps setting up some kind elaborate joke whereby they could laugh at my misfortune. They succeeded. It’s absolute rubbish. There’s a few funny bits, involving a spade and a foot, but that’s about it.
Don’t bother watching it unless you really can’t think of anything better to do, like stapling your face to the wall.
4/10
I’m betting that was Nik. The lesson here: ignore Nik.